his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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