man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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