question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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