At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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