so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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