Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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