Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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