I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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