omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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