why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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