I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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