so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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