I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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