so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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