forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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