Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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