He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have aggressive nipples.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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