guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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