O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
