people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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