How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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