Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
