who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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