Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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