you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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