He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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