what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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