question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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