Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm sobbing to NWA
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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