No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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