whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we made out on top of his cat.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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