heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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