Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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