i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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