As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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