Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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