Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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