and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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