she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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