I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Shame is for Republicans.
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