Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
