Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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