i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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