thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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