Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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