I will die if light touches me.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
