My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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