it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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