oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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