is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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