there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Terrible idea I love it
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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