can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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